Another Picture to Burn
You think drama doesn’t go on in a geek’s life? Then you are very mistaken. What people don’t seem to realize is that drama isn’t what color lipstick to wear, peach or coral??? Like they’re so frickin different! Geeks, surprisingly enough, have even more drama than most of you perfect pretty preps. Because for one, we can’t seem to hold on to the rare boyfriend we have while all of the pretty girls are showing off their boob jobs and fresh waxes. So here is my first real dramatic post.
My friends and I all have very high standards when it comes to boys, so when we actually develop a crush, we take it VERY seriously. For 7 years I’ve had a major crush on a guy who we’ll call KA. He’s a jock, but he’s nice when his football team isn’t around to mock me. We actually used to be good friends. And when the rest of the Geek Squad found out about it, they gave me a very hard time. But eventually, they got over it. We talked all the time about him, and we disquised all of our crushes’ names with foods that began with their initials. (ex. CS equaled Cheese Sauce. ex convo. Don’t you just love cheese sauce? It’s okay. But it looks SO good….) The “Kool Club” just thought that made us more geeky but didn’t even understand, thank gosh!
Well after a year of flirting with me, KA finally decided to ask me out. I dind’t tell anyone, because I wasn’t sure if it was really serious or not. It was the second to last day of school this past year and it seemed kind of spur of the moment, I’ll break up with you in two weeks like I do with everyone else, but I was willing to go for it. He is like SO hot. I was worried it wouldn’t work because he wouldn’t want to be seen with, a geek. Oh the mock horror. So we left school with each other’s email addresses and that was that. We actually ended up emailing each other every day.
Then one day while I’m at the mall with two of my friends playing mall scavenger hunt (don’t laugh it rocks!) I see KA and my arch enemy, evil geek-hater AB holding hands! Okay, ew, everybody knows it could be dangerous to have any physical contact with a psycho alien. But that was his problem now. So as we walked past them, I “slipped” and sent my pistachio ice-cream cone flying into her face.
“Oh I’m sorry. I’m such a clutz! Let me help you.” So I “get up” and pry the cone off of her face. “Oooh. It looks like there’s some on your face, let me see if i can…” I smear it all over her pretty little face pretending to wipe it up. Yeah I know I can be a little jerk too. “Oops that didn’t work well…. Well, maybe it will make a good moisturizer.” Toodle-oo AB!
Now that was a fun little detour! My friends and I couldn’t stop laughing for days! And you should have seen what AB posted about me on her MySpace. But that’s another story..
XOXO
Geeky Girl
